The Geek code

Ya well , you'll say whats new here. Sometimes its just necessary to revisit some issues that trouble this earth and probably the very fabric of this universe.

Recently, i saw the trailer of some movie where a geek was trying to woo a hot babe(Priyanka is as awesome as ever). And the whole thing as pathetic as it may seem , represented a harsh reality. So i decided to ponder over the possible reasons of such horrible treatment of the geek community.

Lets rewind back a few decades or a century if you will and we will find our quintessential geek , none other than our very own Einstein. The noble prize might have made him popular amongst the girls , but imagine what his pick up lines would be.

Darling , when i see you my heart starts beating at the speed of light and the time appears to have dilated. Anyways the noble probably got him laid , so no worries there. I saw "A Beautiful Mind" and in it, someone as hot as Jennifer Connelly falls for a math professor. Even John Nash would have classified the event as highly unlikely. He probably cast a spell on her through some sexy equation with a lot of curvy beta's in it. I wanted to be a professor soon after.

I take pride in calling myself a geek and boast about my knowledge in physics, and hmm .. mostly movies. Recently a girl complemented me on my new shirt ,which might as well could have been a part of an elaborate joke. But i took the complement rather seriously. I knew i had to say "Thank You" and complement her back and also crack a joke or two. So the first thing i did was look for something she was wearing that appeared remotely new. I managed to look at some places guys are not supposed to look and i probably freaked her out. By the time , i recovered and managed to come with a few lines in my head , the conversation had already drifted forward to her new yellow nail polish , the posh party she attended last night and what protection her boyfriend uses(kidding!).

I guess all this teaches us a lesson. Even if a geek gets laid , there is a very high probability that he will produce more geeks. So lets not waste time in the pursuits they wont do any good for the universe. Henceforth , we shall be found glued to the stools in our labs experimenting on mice which will be a lot more fruitful. Geeks are anyways responsible for producing atomic bombs and greenhouse gases.

P.S. : Beware of the geek around you , he will eventually come and get you. Remember hollow man if you don't believe me.